What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

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Fight a tiger, eat a bug, get yelled at by your favorite teacher…what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

In commercials, Klondike puts people in crazy situations like fighting a polar bear or fighting your biggest fear to show how far people would go for their iconic ice cream bar. However, at Antioch Community High School the answers of fellow students are much more realistic, yet still the ridiculous situations of a high school student.

Ask yourself what extent you would go to for a bar of ice cream, even if you don’t like it, ask yourself what you would do just for the fun of it.

“I would streak across the football field and sell my first born child,” said senior Briana Jimenez.

While some would give up their own child, some would put the lives of their siblings in danger.

“I would throw my brother out the window,” said sophomore Gretchen Wagner.

Other than hurting someone or themselves over a Klondike Bar, some would do excessive amounts of physical activity.

“If I had to, I would climb all the pyramids…to the tippy top,” said junior Abbie Lubkeman.

How far is too far for some ice cream? To some, nothing is ever too far.